Privacy & trust.

The short version

This is a plain website. It has no accounts, no contact forms, no checkout, no advertising, no tracking cookies and no third party analytics. Fonts and images all come from our own server.

Server logs

Like nearly every website, our server keeps standard request logs: the IP address, browser type, page requested and time. We use them to keep the site running and secure, and they are deleted on a rolling schedule after about 30 days.

Call and text buttons

When you tap a call or text button, the page tells our own server which kind of button was tapped and on which page. That note holds no name, phone number, message or IP address, and no cookie is set. It only tells us whether people find the buttons.

Your animation setting

If you pause the background animation, your browser remembers that choice on your own device. Clearing your browser data removes it.

Calls and texts

Calling or texting uses your own phone. Your conversation with Joe happens outside this website.

Changes and questions

Updated October 19, 2026. If anything is added, such as online checkout, this page changes first. Questions? Call or text (417) 342-2067.